
Alcohol + Ebay = Badness!
Some people know that one of the last things I should do when I have had a couple of drinks is go and see what fabulous things that I really want and really need people are selling on ebay. This is generally because after a couple of drinks I convince myself that I really want and really need every item that I look at.
There have been mornings when I have woken with a sense of dread having known that I have bid on something but not remembering exactly what. Sometimes I would breath a sigh of relief after checking to find I had only bought a cheap 8x10 photo of Burt Reynalds* or a pumpkin necklace.** Another time I awoke to find I had bid £55 for a copy of Two-Lane Blacktop which I wasn't entirely sure would play on my player. Fortunately I was out bid on that one.
This morning was almost one of those mornings. Last night I was checking for some quite normal items (new clothes for my holiday and other sensible things) when I somehow nearly ended up bidding on the above pictured item. Someone please tell me what possible need I could have for a 7 piece Miami Dolphins cheeleaders outfit. It is a bagain at $32.85 I thought. I am not even entirely sure how I found the item in the first place but thank goodness it was only a couple of drinks I had had, or I might now be awaiting its arrival.
Still, I am 100% sober right now and you do have to admitt, it does look very pretty.
* It was from Smokey and the Bandit. I love that film.
** I like pumpkins. And necklaces. It was a perfect combo.


6 Comments:
At 10:35 PM,
Billy said…
I've not had that problem with ebay but one thing I have done recently is posted really stupid comments on people's blogs when drunk. I call it CWI (Commenting when intoxicated)
However I am sober at this moment, so I have no excuse for this inane comment. :)
At 10:47 PM,
Fraudulent Little Tart said…
You're not fit to be let out!
I don't think I've ever bought anything quite so 'interesting' off eBay. Having said that I am still waiting for my ice crusher to arrive.
My only consolation when I'm waiting for yet another 'must have' to arrive is 'at least I'm not on heroin' - put's everything into perspective!
At 5:58 PM,
StacieFunkee said…
Hehe Lyns im sure you could of found plenty of uses for the cheerleading costume.
I have a habit of buying stuff i don't need on ebay when im sober :s
At 12:53 AM,
sarah said…
oh i can just see you in that out fit honey such a ahame u didn't but it......
and i to love the bandit get flims
At 3:42 PM,
Heather said…
Ah, see- this is why I don't have an ebay account. I'd only end up buying such things when drunk. Actually do you think there should be some way for your computer to tell when you're drunk and stop you?
At 7:13 PM,
Lynsey said…
That's a great idea Heather and it would save me a lot of money.
Still, I'm very tempted to get one. When I was 12 I really wanted to be a Miami Dolphins cheerleader so it would almost be a dream come true. Almost!
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